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Description: She discovered this ONE WEIRD TRICK and now doctors HATE HER! Click here to find out more. (The trick is just wearing a pair of shades.)

Description: The "classic" Eiko look with the high twin-tailed hairstyle, in ASCII code. The image is made up of the characters "Y2Kit." if you look real closely!

Description: Fried in the freshest synthetic lubricant. In keeping with the spirit of the fast-food chain, this logo contains 11 edits and changes. Can you identify them all?

Description: "I'm SSSSolid." We've all thought it when we've seen it in stores.

Description: There's nothing to eat here in Groznyj Grad but junk food. Mmm, tasty!

Description: The Monopoly man had a monocle! Fruit of the Loom had a cornucopia! This is the tee for people who grew up with "The Bearenstein Bears" and "The Flinstones".

Description: How does it feel to know you've been born too late to explore the world, too early to explore outer space... but just in time to see Miku hit the griddy on you when you're down to 1v1?

Description: Eiko's expressions. Which one is your favourite? I can't pick but it's either Face 9 or Face 15.

Description: When you've shown them your Code Of Conduct and they don't have the decency to respond, there's a tee for that. The much enjoyed meme from the Archive Dive video series.

Description: Select from a range of items emblazoned with the clean and simple, no thrills Archive Dive logo - an orange A against a purple Library of Alexandria façade.

Description: This is official Archive Dive apparel, featuring the mascot, Eiko. She is sporting her her iconic digital rain sunglasses and custom dark-green suit, bathed in the glow from her laptop screen. As seen worn by Escape Route British while appearing on the Archive Dive show on YouTube.